What happens when I die?

Idk...

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho