What happens when I die?

Idk...

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)