What happens when I die?

Idk...

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl