What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar