What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!