How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher