What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.