What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so popular?

A: They just arrrr.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.