What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"