What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.