What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.