What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.