What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.