What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.