Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*