Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft