Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!