Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.