Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."