Drunkin Donuts
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Because one egg is un oeuf.
No potatoes.
Patty O'Furniture
The ones with Jam in
It's a Taurus!
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."