What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.