Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.