Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write