Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Who wrote "The Tiger's Revenge"?

Claude Balls