How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop