How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.