How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

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Why do Spanish tests take so long?

Because of all the ese questions.

What's the Spanish equivalent of the devil's lettuce ?

El Diablow

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*