How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How did the Bohemian pay?

Just a Check

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An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.