How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.