How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!