How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.