Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.