Why did the former fitter turned baker ...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Fitter Jokes More Fitter Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"