Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.