Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.