Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.