Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!