Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."