Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.