What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.