What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.