What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."