What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk