Baker Jokes

A woman's car breaks down on a busy highway. She manages to ease it over to the shoulder and gets out and opens the trunk. Immediately two men clothed only in trench coats leap out and begin to open and close their coats, exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. Pretty soon a police officer stops. "What's going on here?" the cop asks. "My car just broke down," the woman responds. "NO, I mean those two guys," the cop continues. "Oh," the woman replies, "they're just my emergency flashers."

Baker Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Why/How do bakers work?

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

What do you call a confused baker?

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

What did the baker name her dog?

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Why did the baker have so many customers?

What did the dough say to the baker?

Why does the baker bake?

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

Why did the baker go to work?

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

What does a racist baker exclaim?

What do you call a red-headed baker?

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

What's the best part of a baker's body?

What's a baker's biggest fear?

What do you call a baker with red hair?

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

Why did the baker rob the bank?

Why do bakers work so hard?

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Why do bakers go into business?

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

Why did the baker bake more bread?

Why were the bakers hands brown?

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

Who did the baker bring to work?

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

Why did the baker's hands stink?

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