Because they bred.
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He was kneading a poo.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
They knead the dough.
A few degrees.
LINE IT!"
with an en croissant
I dough know.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk
Because they knead dough.
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Pido.
Because he kneaded them.
I don't dough!
Because he kneaded a poo.
He desperately kneaded the dough!
You, knead me.
Because he kneads the dough.
I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.
He kneaded the dough!
Because he needed a poo.
white flour!
A Ginger-bread man
They knead dough
At yeast he's a fungi.
To win dough.
Bring her flours
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
Their buns.
Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.
A ginger bread man
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
He needed the dough.
Because they knead the dough.
Dough!"
Because they knead the dough
Why don't you knead me
Loafers.
He was a pieromaniac.
You are no longer kneaded."
A: He kneaded the dough.
Because he kneeded a poo
You a cinnamon.
Inbread!
I don't knead you anymore.
He kneaded the dough
His doughter.
Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"
Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA
That's just what I kneaded!
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Because he needed a crap.
Maulbec
They're huge metal fans.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
He didn't *urn* his degree.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
They both work with crust.
A crap smear.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
You're about to meet da-feet!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Ghana-RIO!
Mossack Fonseca.
Because they're the wurst.
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.