How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.