How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.