How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.