What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.