What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.