What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.