What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*

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What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.