Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.