Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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M Jokes More M Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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