Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry