Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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M Jokes More M Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots