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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Aloe Jokes More Aloe Jokes

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What did one succulent say to the other?

Aloe there"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!