Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.