What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap