What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

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Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap