Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !