Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!