What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog