Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.