On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Because they find him very down to earth.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Because she had a pun in the oven!
On a pun.
He was expecting showers.
No strings attached
Trigger.
I dunno, ask the Kids.
Angel food cake of course!
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
They like rock.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
When they wake up every morning.