Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong