Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.