Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'