Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems