Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...