Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.