Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.