What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.