What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.