What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.