Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.