Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."