Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.