Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.