Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.