Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Because windows 7 8 9

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!