Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Why is a 77 better than a 69?

Because you get ate more

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!