Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

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Intersect it with a plane.

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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.