Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.