Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Rest in **police**.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!