Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.