What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.