How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.