How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.