How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Tennis Player Jokes More Tennis Player Jokes

What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.