How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.