How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.