Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's