Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's