Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's