Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's