Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's