Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's