Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's