Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's