Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's