Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What is an alto's favorite drink?

High C!

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's