What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.