What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What do you call a calm Asian?

A Mellow Yellow

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf