What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"