Slide Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers