To get to the other slide.
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The one with the lowest mew.
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Piston
The slide into poverty.
The penguin who pushed him!
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Slip and slide around.
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Ruff.
Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.
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Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
They slide down the banana-ster! :D
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Gracias
Winnie Mandela.
Just for the halibut.
Because he is an x-boxer
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
Poverty.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Some people think God is real.
Flip flips
A full set of teeth
It was peed off.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
An alligator.
Minivans.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs
Duck!
