What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson