Nelson Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Coffee Mug

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.