What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.