What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.