What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.