What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level