What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.