What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."