What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.