What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing