What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)