Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.