Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture