Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly