Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.