Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.