What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.