Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!