Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!