Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.