Peter Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the devil's favorite meal?

fillet of soul

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

School Jokes More School Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

Appropriate Jokes More Appropriate Jokes

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman?

Peter parkour.

Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Mentally Handicapped Kid Jokes More Mentally Handicapped Kid Jokes

What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!