Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
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We are security guards Peter!
Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
Because Peter denied him three times.
Slow children.
Slow Children At Play
You mech a wish.
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
A boyfriend.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
Drool
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Don't touch my booty
Because it was A Minor.
He denied Jesus 3 times
Dolla Grills, Yo
Peter Grill
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because their performance is lack-cluster.