Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.