Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands