Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands