Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!