I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.