I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.