I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good