I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye