The last black man to have a dream got shot.
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The one with a dream was shot.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Because one had a dream and died
I haven't given up on my memes yet
a fanta sea
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Old
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Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
Shoot for the Tsars.
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Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
They lived hoppily ever after!
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
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Bed wedding.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
I woke up exhausted!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Then I frown & order the soup.
Unidank
The Aylmao.
A veteran Aryan.
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
Paddy O'Furniture
A Rastapartying
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
To feed her nightmare.
Because he was an old boar.
WRAP MUSIC!
A: That hit the spot.
A: Because he was always spotted.
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
It's approaching with deceptive speed.
