The last black man to have a dream got shot.
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The one with a dream was shot.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Because one had a dream and died
I haven't given up on my memes yet
a fanta sea
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
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Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
Shoot for the Tsars.
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Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
They lived hoppily ever after!
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
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Bed wedding.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
I woke up exhausted!
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
I am not a cook
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Nightmares you racist.
An EULer spill
Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
I'll be Bach.
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
Because they always surrender!
